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[enbu_master]

Bathroom windows are a total godsend. Especially when they're low enough to the ground that climbing out of them doesn't make you break your ankle.

To fans (and I can't believe I have any)-

I'm not going to sleep with you. I'm sorry if I offended anyone today, but I'm not interested in a relationship, casual or not, physical or not, of any kind.

And

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[anonymous]

Well shit.

My offer still stands, Hiyoshi-san. No strings attached.

[enbu_master]

Like I said, not interested. And I think i's bad form to sleep with fans

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