I did my civic duty.

[encephelopathy]

Last night, I got drunk.
At the Police Academy.
With cops.
With cops pouring the drinks.
With cops telling us to hurry up and drink our booze that they had just poured for us.
The vodka wasn't very good, but the irony was deliciousSo, 255 milliliters of vodka and 2 hours later, I had a BAC of 0.14 (The legal limit is, I believe, 0.08). So the

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[jconstantine]

Heh. Nice job if you can get it. How'd you pull that off?

[encephelopathy]

The husband of one of my coworkers is one of said cops-in-training. They needed volunteers for their "dealing with drunk people" certification. I could not pass up this opportunity!

[t_bearsrevenge]

and you didn't think to volunteer me as well?!1/ I am t3h standard issue drunk

[encephelopathy]

Well, let's see, it was a last minute "oh shit we need people," it was in Arlington, and you needed a designated driver. So, impractical, therefore, no volunteering of other people.

[plusthree]

that is PRICELESS. reading your post made me crack the hell up.