Jae's Monthly Drabble Challenge #50
The first weekend in April...has come and gone, but the JMDC must go on! This month, I would like you to tell a joke via your favorite fandom/pairing/threesome/what-have-you. It can be an old, tired joke that you tweak to fit your fandom, or you can make up a new one. I would prefer it if you didn't do one-liners or knock-knock jokes unless you use at least five of them. Okay?
Please post your entry in your own journal (unlocked!) or a community of your choice, and leave me a link in comments below. You have until Sunday, April 25, at 11:00pm CST to submit an entry. At that time, I'll post links to the entries and draw a name from among the participants to receive a gift!drabble from me. Below is my joke:
Title: Untouched By Any Man's Hands
Author: enchanted_jae
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Strong suggestion
Word Count: 400
Author's note: Jae's Monthly Drabble Challenge #50 - tell a joke
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al.
Summary: This is what happens when you're not paying attention.
Harry couldn't wait for Saturday. More specifically, he couldn't wait until Saturday night. That was the day he was going to marry Draco, and Harry had been looking forward to it forever. Being a Malfoy, Draco had been brought up with strict pureblood traditions, such as waiting for marriage before having sex. On Saturday night, Harry would finally get to pop Draco's vaunted, pureblood cherry.
Fantasizing as he was, Harry wasn't paying attention during Quidditch practice. Instead, his mind was filled with all manner of things he would do to Draco on their wedding night. Harry's cock swelled, making it even more difficult to focus on practice. He never saw the Bludger that knocked him out of the sky.
When Harry came to, he was at St Mungo's. "What happened?" he asked.
"You were injured during Quidditch practice, Mr Potter," said the medi-wizard. "You took a nasty blow to the head, and you broke your penis."
"My penis?!" shrilled Harry. He yanked the blankets away and gazed in horror at the plaster cast adorning his bits.
"Not to worry, Mr Potter. Once the cast is removed, your organ will function normally."
"How long do I have to wear the cast?" he moaned.
"Two weeks, sir."
"Two weeks?!"
~*~
Harry was lying in bed in the honeymoon suite, waiting for his new husband to emerge from the lavish en suite bathroom. This is not how he'd envisioned spending his honeymoon, and Harry was wondering how to break the news to Draco that they would be unable to consummate their marriage for another week.
Draco came out of the bathroom wearing only a silk dressing gown sashed at the waist. He loosened the sash and allowed the robe to droop from his shoulders, displaying his rosy pink nipples. "These are all for you, Harry," he said with a sultry smile as he rubbed his nipples. "Untouched by any other man's hands."
Harry audibly gulped, and his broken cock twitched with interest.
"Look at this, Harry," murmured his husband as he untied the robe and it dropped to his feet. He grasped his own erect cock and husked, "I've saved this just for you. It's never been seen by another man's eyes."
Fit to burst, Harry flung the covers back to reveal his splinted cock and cried, "Look here, Draco! Mine is still in its original packaging!"
Please post your entry in your own journal (unlocked!) or a community of your choice, and leave me a link in comments below. You have until Sunday, April 25, at 11:00pm CST to submit an entry. At that time, I'll post links to the entries and draw a name from among the participants to receive a gift!drabble from me. Below is my joke:
Title: Untouched By Any Man's Hands
Author: enchanted_jae
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Strong suggestion
Word Count: 400
Author's note: Jae's Monthly Drabble Challenge #50 - tell a joke
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al.
Summary: This is what happens when you're not paying attention.
Harry couldn't wait for Saturday. More specifically, he couldn't wait until Saturday night. That was the day he was going to marry Draco, and Harry had been looking forward to it forever. Being a Malfoy, Draco had been brought up with strict pureblood traditions, such as waiting for marriage before having sex. On Saturday night, Harry would finally get to pop Draco's vaunted, pureblood cherry.
Fantasizing as he was, Harry wasn't paying attention during Quidditch practice. Instead, his mind was filled with all manner of things he would do to Draco on their wedding night. Harry's cock swelled, making it even more difficult to focus on practice. He never saw the Bludger that knocked him out of the sky.
When Harry came to, he was at St Mungo's. "What happened?" he asked.
"You were injured during Quidditch practice, Mr Potter," said the medi-wizard. "You took a nasty blow to the head, and you broke your penis."
"My penis?!" shrilled Harry. He yanked the blankets away and gazed in horror at the plaster cast adorning his bits.
"Not to worry, Mr Potter. Once the cast is removed, your organ will function normally."
"How long do I have to wear the cast?" he moaned.
"Two weeks, sir."
"Two weeks?!"
~*~
Harry was lying in bed in the honeymoon suite, waiting for his new husband to emerge from the lavish en suite bathroom. This is not how he'd envisioned spending his honeymoon, and Harry was wondering how to break the news to Draco that they would be unable to consummate their marriage for another week.
Draco came out of the bathroom wearing only a silk dressing gown sashed at the waist. He loosened the sash and allowed the robe to droop from his shoulders, displaying his rosy pink nipples. "These are all for you, Harry," he said with a sultry smile as he rubbed his nipples. "Untouched by any other man's hands."
Harry audibly gulped, and his broken cock twitched with interest.
"Look at this, Harry," murmured his husband as he untied the robe and it dropped to his feet. He grasped his own erect cock and husked, "I've saved this just for you. It's never been seen by another man's eyes."
Fit to burst, Harry flung the covers back to reveal his splinted cock and cried, "Look here, Draco! Mine is still in its original packaging!"