Biology

[encoded_smith]

These new... Organic processes I find myself forced to endure are distinctly unsettling.

Management needs to fix them. Now.

Comments

[hopeless_hacker]

And to think, every last stinking human manages to put up with every last one of these organic processes on a day-to-day basis without ever feeling the need to whinge about it.

[encoded_smith]

If you had any dignity, you'd end it, yourselves.

That you don't is testament to your contentment to wallow in your own effluence.

[hopeless_hacker]

If you're wallowing in your own effluence, Mr. Smith, then you may need someone to explain the concept of a bathroom. The rest of us are doing just fine.

[encoded_smith]

Touché, Miss Sato, touché...

[buywithme]

Comrade! You're not supposed to talk about those things. Just eat more fiber.

[encoded_smith]

You misunderstand the nature of my... Predicament, Comrade.

You see, I don't want to eat, at all.

dictionary!Elizabeth misunderstands everything forever..

[amissbennet]

What sort of living actions are being forced upon you, if I might ask? I would be happy to endeavor to assist you if there is something I might be able to do.

She won't like being hooked up to an extremely crude mind-control device... :c

[encoded_smith]

Can you rewrite code, Miss Bennet? Can you make your superior undertake something they don't want to do?

Matters which, Miss Bennet, I don't doubt are utterly unfamiliar to you. Maybe even fill you with an air of curiosity... Because it's not your time. Not your station. Not your way of doing things...

Are you familiar with a place named Zion, Miss Bennet?

Yeeeah, not so much! ..She ignores everything she doesn't get sometimes

[amissbennet]

Are you referring to the City of David?

Knew she'd say that! XD

[encoded_smith]

Yes, Miss Bennet...

The City of... David.

And Morpheus.

Something to meditate on, until out next communication...