i miss everything about europe, but i can't describe every indescribable moment, so i will let the pictures say the thousand words i cannot.
<3.
WARNING: there are ALOT of pictures
DAY ONE: Tampa/Atlanta Airport and 9 Hour Plane Rides
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< madison does abs on aeroplanes
ZURICH AIRPORT
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<< or with their toys.
but we all got our bags and headed for the coach:)
Day 2: Heading into Lucerne
<< this made me really hungry.
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so our first day in Lucerne, Megan and I walked around for awhile and decided we were in dire need of caffiene, so we found a pub and drank diet cokes :)
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when we were in there megan got locked in the bathroom and two swiss girls were waiting behind me and i go "my.... friend..... is..... locked.... in..... the..... bathroom."
and they look at me like i'm crazy, so i say "she.... can't.... open.... the.... door.." and the only word i get is from one of them when she goes "that's bad" and walks away.
so megan gets out ten minutes later and we're walking down the street and i see this man in his 70s with incredibly tight pants.
<< i saw him the next day too.
of course we went in
it was cold by then and we were all ready to go back; but we had to wait for heather
that night megan and i hung out in the bar and this was on our table
DAY 4: Lucerne&Mount Pilatus
the next morning we went to the church so FRITZ my hero could play his horn for us.
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then we headed up to mount pilatus
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we later threw fritz off the mountain
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your mom's a mobag
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the night of the wisconsin boys
we got a.d.d-ed on toblerones.
"i don't even know you i just like harrassing you."
"well the feeling is mutual."
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Day 4: Verona, Italy
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"where's the milk?"
(pouring milk) "right here"
"that's the milk"
Day 5: Venice
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<< that's the adriatic sea.
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<< the venetian alley we hung out in for two hours
A Bambini? Si Cuatro.
JERKEY IS FOR IDIOTS.
Gondola Ride
"In movies all gondaliers sing."
"That's only in the movies..."
"And in the movies the gondaliers wear hats..."
"I look bad in my hat."
"how many calories are in turkey jerkey?"
"140.... per serving."
Day 6: Lake Garda & Florence
Florence
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Day 7: Pisa (no pictures on the digital)
we ate pizza under the pisa.
i can make songs that rhyme in french and english, just give me a topic...
24 hour dentists, funnel cakes, the alaskan pipeline, lemurs, madison's dad being an eye doctor, oil and petro chemical refinery
"your eyes feel secure in his fists..."
Day 8: Assisi & Rome
i got bored on the starship so i took pictures of myself...
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Rome
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^ interpretive dancing \/
Day 9: Rome & Vatican City
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Vatican City: we were there two days before the pope died.
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<< and if you all are still looking at this that's where the pope died.
after touring the vatican gina, myself, nicki, and megan ate lunch in record time.
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<< i think this is my favorite picture.
father alfio the coolest man ever.
<< I'M STARTING A FAN CLUB!
the last night.
"that's bad."
"well they don't have swiss cheese but they have swiss cheese.."
***while father alfio was giving us a tour of the sisteen chapel i asked him if he'd ever met the pope and he said YES of course, he came to my church and stayed for five hours so that night he came to dinner with us and brought us pictures of him with the pope and mother teresa. he brought us cakes and chocolate; he is the coolest person ever.
^ the pantheon \/
we beat anorexia
"i'm starting a father alfio fan club."
"heather would you be in a picture with them?"
"oh sure just let me get my whip... i mean belt."
20 seconds later
"are you going to put it on?"
"no i'm going to hold it menacingly."
"oh ok, well smile..."
"a real vampire would want to know the punchline."
have you heard the one about dominatrixes and electrons??
DELTA RADIO.
"i have a jacuzzi hot tub in my room."
"NO WAY!"
"no.. i really don't."
"wow, i've gained alot of respect for you."
GREAT TIMES: SPRING BREAK 05.<3
Day 10: Flight to Atlanta then Tampa
^^ haha me after an 11 hour plane ride and jet lag; pretty sweet huh?
"i'm going to stab you..... with a knife."