the catcher in the rye is my new favorite thing in the whole world. the guy reminds me of someone awesome that i will marry.

i dont like hearing these dirty stories. allison, i love you, bitch. superglued to her ass? eh? well... sdfjksdfefjkl e awer jsdklfaj ewio aw rajop weejoaw fo sopdfasawejopk fk asdo;f okewo; artj oeo jf ;josdjfewjo;tm tkn; kland;sof ojeato;e oajfopsdf 'mekn kldfgnibshyfdiogyu eronwa;tn 349 j09erjfasdiofn 4iotn io5t934u5t9erfui9sad uf49u ( Read more... )

first hearing that i was named after molly ringwald made me sadder than hearing about, say, a midget monkey without a tail ( Read more... )

In The Last 48 Hours, Have You ( Read more... )

it will all end soon. dont worry.

meow.

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i was having a poopypooppooppoo day today, but then this happened ( Read more... )

best quiz ive ever taken...


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you are all bastards ( Read more... )

im sad.