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endeligt

The Facts... as it were...

Mar 26, 2005 22:31

So here's the deal. On March 17th of 2004 I may or may not have ... well no. Alright. I got really stinking drunk and did a lot of stupid things like visiting people at their houses. I brought upon myself a great and powerful twenty four hour bender. At the end of which, I willed myself sober, and that was that ( Read more... )

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cpt__murphy March 27 2005, 06:47:03 UTC

Just a little angsty about children my friend? *smile* the idea of death having a child is frightening. So I'm glad there is no baby as you put it.

endeligt March 27 2005, 07:04:07 UTC

There's been entirely too much talk about me having a baby in the past few days. I admit I'm a little worked up about it. I'm glad too, because I don't really have the time to be taking care of something like that. It's a huge responsibility. Babies don't take care of themselves like kittens do.

cpt__murphy March 27 2005, 07:11:20 UTC

That kitten is adorable if when I'd died and there had been kittens I would have probably been kind of okay with it.

endeligt March 27 2005, 07:13:14 UTC

I love kittens. I have many. I only took a couple to live with Aidan, just cause, you know, I didn't want to overrun things.

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itoleratesappho March 27 2005, 07:05:13 UTC

Err... maybe I shouldn't be the one to point out that the Death of Discworld ended up with a family, and that's gotta be like an alternate universe or something. *looks shifty* Er... I think I'll be going now.

endeligt March 27 2005, 07:12:44 UTC

Yes, but he didn't give birth to anything.

itoleratesappho March 27 2005, 07:18:54 UTC

You have a point.

endeligt March 27 2005, 09:44:46 UTC

Thank you.

betareject March 27 2005, 08:43:55 UTC

Bummer you had my hopes up there...

endeligt March 27 2005, 09:43:22 UTC

What is it with everyone wanting me to have a baby?

betareject March 27 2005, 09:45:23 UTC

*shrugs* I think the concept is just too unholy and too wierd to pass up ;)

endeligt March 28 2005, 03:50:09 UTC

Unholy is right.

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stolensanity March 27 2005, 11:10:13 UTC

*falls down crying with laughter*

margaret_walsh March 27 2005, 14:00:15 UTC

You know, when people deny anything that much, and that emphatically, we psychologists know that what they're denying is really true.

"I have no maternal feelings, I have no biological clock. I am Death. I don't deal with things like that."

*Very soothingly,* Of course not. You aren't dealing with it at all. We believe you, we really, really do.

endeligt March 28 2005, 03:50:38 UTC

You're the antichrist.

_thefirstevil_ March 28 2005, 08:46:36 UTC

*Chuckles,*

No, no, by golly! She's not the anti-Christ or we'd have looked very carefully at the High School's hiring policy. Even Principal Flootie never managed that.

She's just a dedicated scientist. They've got their faults but they've done wonders against the germs. I don't approve of all this artificial life-creation, though. It ought to be done the natural way, and only in marriage.

I always said that it's time to return to old-fashioned values. You have to have family values and you've made your bed - and it should have been a marriage bed...

endeligt March 29 2005, 00:23:18 UTC

Sir, I'm only going to say this once before I begin to get angry. There is no baby. There is no artifical life creation. There is no offspring.

Never was. Never will be.

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