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[ender13x]

KELLY!!! It is now 7:38am, but I have just had the most life-altering event. I was looking at this post that you commented on like, 6 months ago, and the comment had a link to your journal where you had alledgedly written something just for me. Everytime I clicked this link, it brought me to nothing but a few entries that had nothing to do with me

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[vintagelemonade]

Hahaha, that's so exciting! Like unlocking a treasure box, silly boy. And to think, you have even MORE details to read in my approaching letter. Which isn't PHYSICALLY approaching because it's still sitting in my dorm room in Athens. But, as it turns out, i am just this very moment typing this comment from PARIS, which is the most incredible place....ever.....and yeah, i got a little somethin' for you. So as soon as i get back...you'll have that letter. And i hope you'll send me one too. Tu me manques, cher! How do you say that in Chinese and German? Because yeah, i really want to learn both those languages now. Of course. Yeah, you're awesome, hope you're having a great March, PEACE!

ps - how dare you call me a dirty liar, you flea-ridden bamboozlah!
pps - don't eat ice cream when you're coughing up snot. I don't know if you guys eat a lot of ice cream over there in Taiwan, but don't, yo.

[ender13x]

German - Du fehlst mir, mein Lieber
Chinese - 我很想念你，親愛的

...but you can't read that probably, but I don't know if you can read the romanization either. wo hen xiang nian ni, qing ai de. Good luck with that mess of crap...you pustule-covered swindler.