bombed three tests today which means i really need to study more or at all. have a math test tomorrow but math is easy so i'll be fine. unless she started teaching shit that i didnt already do back in seventh grade. i mean seriously, this class is simple. going to panama friday night and sat for the wakeboard challenge. thats gonna be tight. ( Read more... )

Don't drink garin alcohol. I think my liver is gone now. I remember being shitfaced by 9pm last night and the worse part was i was drinking lots of beer before i started doing many many vodka and grain alcohol jell-o shots. I woke up with two girls in my room, but i didn't have sex with either of them. I feel sick. I have class in an hour. Im ( Read more... )

saint patty's day tomorrow is gonna kick ass. jell-o shots at frog pond and then i dont know what, but what i do know is that im going to be shitfaced bc me and my boy rex are downin some good ole fashioned grain alcohol.

Down with those English Pricks!
Bearclaw

P.S. I just farted. And it stank.

"Not only is the elusive potpourri poop-chute a myth, a woman's fart is embarrassing whereas a guy's fart is something to behold, like a fine wine you swish in your mouth and spit out to savor the flavors." - Maddox

I love that guy

I'm gonna drive on out to the river tonight
Find the river house, turn on the old dock lights
I'm gonna drink some beers, try to catch a buzz
Turn the radio up and forget about school

my truck is now officailly more badass than ever. it's sitting 3 1/2" higher in the front and 2" higher inthe back and it's sitting on 33s on 16" chromed out American Racing rims. in case anybody is wondering, yes it will be more badass after my return to tallahassee and the subsequent installation of dual straight pipes, headers, intake, and ( Read more... )

club dread was just as badass as supertroopers except brittany daniels was in this movie and she is the aboslute most gorgeous girl on earth and you get to see rabbit decapitated three times. haha i love it ( Read more... )

forgot one thing...RAMBO kicks ass

soooo bored worked all day in georgia for the third time in the past week. it sounds really easy when all you have to do is put out wildfires, but damn, the shit moves fast and then it smolders and burns underground and pops up twenty feet away. its ridiculous, but for a pyromaniac like me, its worth it. get to jack my truck up this weekend ( Read more... )