I just cant even take one sip of wine without spilling all over myself :/

@brokencrayola Sean i need my car back . Next time can u ? PS where the F*** R U!?!?!

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What does Tiger Woods do for his fans after he finishes golfing? A hole in one.
That was my 1st and last attempt at a joke.

Went everywhere got nowhere. Next time you try to look hot, flush.
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Elvis + Dylan = http://ping.fm/TQ772

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Y didnt any 1 tell me it said im a 109 yr old female for 3 years?

What up montgomery drive

Sometimes I suppose when your feet grow toes and your face grows a nose you just gotta show up.