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I don't blame you for being you but you can't blame me for hating it

Aug 08, 2005 13:28

So what's a girl supposed to think when her boyfriend goes MIA? As in doesn't show up to work, isn't at home, doesn't call her for 2 days, and then finally calls her only to say ( Read more... )

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o0wallflower0o August 8 2005, 19:16:04 UTC

haha how bout no. He's just dumb, he's not dumping you. I guarantee he'll give you some super lame explaination for this whole thing and you'll be like... wow that's it...you're stupid. And maybe that could be accompanied with a kick to the 'nads...I hope so! Aaaaaanyways-stop being insecure, because you're hot and smart and he's goofy and young and immature-and I'm sure his family emergency is like "um so sarah I got a really bad haircut and I panicked and so I flew to NY to have it fixed by a really great stylist, but it was really hard to get in so the whole family had to fly down to sleep with all the right people so I could get an appointment, and then I needed time to learn how to style it..."

ending_theme August 10 2005, 18:52:29 UTC

Hey...that makes sense. They left Larry at home, because face it, who wants to sleep with Larry? But little boys are a nice asset and his sister is pretty cute... Dude, I think you're on to something.

In other news, the day he styles his hair, fuzzy will turn friendly and hell will freeze over. That is all.

saywhatagain August 10 2005, 04:29:31 UTC

WOAH! WOAH WOAH WO-MOTHERFUCKING-AH! HOLD UP! HOLD THE FUCK UP!

you have a bf? since when?

why wasn't I informed?

you wants me to shakes him down for you?

Cause I can.

ending_theme August 10 2005, 18:56:32 UTC

Ah, well, I didn't really go around telling anyone. It just isn't a big deal since I'm leaving for college soon anyway... :/ But he's a sweety (a bit retarded...) and we clicked, so hey!

I would really like you to shakes him down, but fortunately:

a.) I can take him. He's not too big.
b.) He came home and finally told me /why/ he dissappeared and it made sense. So no shaking necessary. But he did get a little kick in the nads.

But thanks for your offer. I'm touched! Damn you'd scare the shit out of him. Hahah!

i_need_the_eggs August 10 2005, 21:26:38 UTC

Hey now! I wanna shake somebody down too. This is bullshit!