canon info
random: vid here
"I had a huge crush on Nancy McKeon, who played Jo in The Facts of Life. I must have written her....forty to fifty letters.... She never wrote back."
"I don't think the Benders made flesh suits out of all their victims...you know, just like a couple scarves..."
"Actually, my favourite movie was Beaches. Hilary and CC were just...so brave. So strong."
"The way I look at it, it's not really jumping the shark if you never come back down. You know?"
the new book's a bit vonnegut - vid here
(chuck) "Uah, oh, you're still there."
(dean) "Yup."
(chuck) "You're not a hallusination."
(dean) "Nope."
(chuck) "Well, there's only one explanation. Obviously I'm a god."
(sam) "You're not a god."
(chuck) "How else do you explain it? I write things and then they come to life? Yeah, no - I'm definetly a god. A cruel, cruel, capricious god. The things I put you through - the physical beatings alone-"
(dean) "We're still in one piece."
(chuck) "I killed your father. I burned your mother alive. And you had to go through the whole horrific ordeal again with Jessica."
(sam) "Chuck."
(chuck) "All for what? All for the sake of literary symmetry. I've toyed with your lives, your emotions. For...entertainment."
(dean) "You didn't toy with us, Chuck. Okay? You didn't create us."
(chuck) "Did you really have to live through the bugs?"
(dean) "Yeah."
(chuck) "What about the ghost ship?"
(dean) "Yes, that too."
(chuck) "I am...so sorry. I mean, horror is one thing, but to be forced to live bad writing... I... If I would have know it was real, I would have done another pass."
(dean) "Chuck, you're not a god."
(sam) "We think you're probably just psychic."
(chuck) "Nah... If I were psychic, you think I'd be writing? Writing's hard."
(sam) "It seems somehow you just...focused on our lives."
(dean) "Yeah, like laser focus. Are you working on anything right now?"
(chuck) ".......holy crap."
(dean) "What."
(chuck) "The, uh, latest book, it's uh. It's kinda wierd."
(sam) "Wierd how?"
(chuck) "It's very vonnegut."
(dean) "Slaughterhouse-Five Vonnegut, or Cat's Cradle Vonnegut?"
(sam) "What?"
(dean) "What."
(chuck) "It's, uh...Kilgore Trout Vonnegut. I wrote myself into it. I wrote myself...in my house...confronted by my characters."
sam has no secrets - vid here
"You wanted to see me?"
"Yeah. Thanks for coming."
"Yeah, sure."
"Uh. I was just wondering how much you know. ...about me."
"What do you mean?"
"Have you seen visions of me when I'm not with Dean."
"Oh....you wanna know if I know about the demon blood."
"You didn't tell Dean?"
"I didn't even write it into the books. I was afraid it might make you look unsympathetic."
"Unsympathetic?"
"Yeah, c'mon...Sam. I mean, sucking blood? You gotta know that's wrong."
"...."
"....?"
"It scares the hell out of me, man. I mean, I feel it inside of me, and...I wish to god I could stop."
"But you keep going back."
"What choice have I got? If it helps me kill Lillith and stop the apocolypse-"
"I thought that was Dean's job. That's what the angels say, right?"
"Dean's not...He's not Dean lately. Ever since he got out of hell... He needs help."
"So you gotta carry the weight?"
"Well, he's looked out for me my whole life. I can't return the favour?"
"Yeah, sure you can. I mean. If that's what this is."
"What else would it be?"
"I don't know. ...maybe the demon blood makes you feel stronger. More in control..."
"...No. That's not true."
"I'm sorry, Sam. I know it's a terrible burden, feeling that it all rests on your shoulders."
"Does it? ...'all rest on my shoulders'?
"That seems to be where the story's headed."
prophet of the lord - vid here
"Hi Dean"
"I take it you knew I'd be here."
"You look terrible."
"It's because I just got hit by a mini van, Chuck."
"Oh."
"That it? Every damn thing you write about me comes true - thats all you have to say is 'oh'?"
"Please don't yell at me."
"Why do I get the feeling that there's something that you're not telling us?"
"Wh-what wouldn't I be telling you?"
"How do you know what you know, for starters."
"I don't know how I know, I just do."
"That's not good enough."
"...!"
"How the hell are you doing this?"
"Dean! Let him go! This man is to be protected."
"Why?"
"He's a prophet of the Lord."
the winchester gospel: vid here
(chuck) "You...you're Castiel. Aren't you?"
(castiel) "It's an honour to meet you, Chuck. I...admire your work."
(dean) "Woah, woah, what - this guy? A prophet? C'mon, he's - he's practically a penthouse forum writer. DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?"
(chuck) "I...uh...I might have dreamt about it."
(dean) "AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US."
(chuck) "It was too proposterous. Not to mention arrogant! I mean, writing yourself into the story is one thing, but as a prophet? That's like M. Night level douchiness."
(dean) "This is the guy who decides our fate?"
(castiel) "He isn't deciding anything, he's a mouthpiece. He's conduit for the inspired Word."
(dean) "...the word. The Word of God? ...what, like the New-New Testement?"
(castiel) "One day these books will be known as the Winchester Gospel."
(dean/chuck) "You gotta be kidding me."
(castiel) "I am not...kidding you."
who has the quicker draw, dean or an archangel? - vid here
"What are you doing here? I didn't write this."
"C'mon. I need you to come with me."
"What? Where?"
"To the motel where Sam is."
"That's where Lillith is."
"Yeah, exactly. I need you to stop her."
"Are you insane? Lillith? I know what she's capable of, Dean. I wrote her."
"All right listen to me, you've got an archangel tethered to you. All you gotta do is show up and BOOM. Lillith gets smote."
"I-I-I-I haven't seen that yet. Th-the story-"
"Chuck, you're the only shot that I've got left."
"But. I'm just a writer."
"This isn't a story anymore, man. This is real! And you're in it! Now, I need you to get off your ass and fight. C'mon Chuck."
"No friggin way."
"Okay, well then how about this; I've got a gun in my pocket and if you don't come with me, I'll blow your brains out."
"I thought you said I was protected by an archangel?"
"An interesting exercise. Let's see who the quicker draw is."
why chuck doesn't like zachariah - vid here
"Did you see it?"
"W-who are you?"
"I'm Zachariah. You may know me from your work."
"Wh-what do you want?"
"Did you see it?"
"*nods* Is it true? Is all of that...really going to happen?"
"Have you been wrong so far?"
"I gotta warn Sam and Dean."
"I wouldn't advise it. People shouldn't know too much about their own destiny. ...you try and I'll stop you."
"..."
"Where are you going?"
"To go kill myself."
"Don't be melodramatic, Chuck. We'd only bring you back to life."
"What am I supposed to do?"
"What you always do. Write."