Plz be someone's 1 in 1000

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At Panera, I average around 100 transactions per hour. 800-1000 per day. If I forget to give 1 person a cup or cream cheese... I'm sorry. I'm not perfect. I didn't do it to ruin your day. Honest. Please don't yell at me, swear at me, throw a tantrum, or do all three at once. Do you know what it's like to be berated nearly 500 times a day? Really,

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[mithrin]

LOL this is like my life, V.

WHAT MY BAGEL ISN'T CUT IN HALF?!

CREAM CHEESE MORE.

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You people charge how much for cream cheese? It's NOT free!?

I want my food for here, but I want my hot chocolate in a to-go-cup. And when you make my hot chocolate, I want it with caramel instead of the chocolate (even though there isn't a thing in existence on the menu). And, my bear claw, slice it in thirds for me (gestures and explains how to do it). Oh, and make my hot chocolate with caramel extra hot! Can you do that? *points to icon* Yes, I prostitute myself at an hourly rate just for your convenience. lol

[mithrin]

You can prostitute bagels for me anytime you like ;).

Btw, making prostitute an action word is fun !

[messerschmitt]

It is a real crime that others would attempt to or blatantly dampen your natural sunshine, Veronica.

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Aw! Thank You!