My letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I helped qweerdo across the street (6 points). Last month cajunsblues and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I gave errhead a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday I pulled spygirle's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-69 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
endorphan