Tuesday...May 3, it's been 5

[endwhysee]

So today is like a pinnacle day in all of the right ways. Number one, I spent a good portion of my day doing something that would make most girls scream, and something that the meanest and burliest have said would make them barf. I made friends with the roaches, then I slaughtered those little shits. Now, I know I said I was moving to Brooklyn, and

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[hypallagefever]

They started causing me massive anxiety, doing them and finding a hot bed of roaches breeding underneath.

Francis,

I love "hot bed of roaches breeding underneath".

It's so molestily insinuous-sounding.

Haha...

Roaches!

*completely cracking up

[prin_opinion]

However horrible the roaches may be, fuck were they funny to hear about.

"I have to pull all the dirty dishes out of the bathtub and wash them properly..."

[ladygoose]

hahaha, you're awesome! not a chance for those squiggly little rastys since you're the queen of that domain, they should just march out or DIE!