Working at the spa has some minor advantages. One being free services. I haven't had to pay for one single wax, one facial, not a thing. Today was the horrible experience that is the brazilian bikini wax, and like last time, followed with a fake n spray. The fake n spray is unique because it would be like sticking my ass in the sun for an entire ( Read more... )

BLeh. I got screwed into working tomorrow even though it will be beyond pointless ( Read more... )

It's May outside and somehow reminding me more of October weather than the official first weekend of Summer ( Read more... )

So I moved. Not completely but mostly...Just a few more bags o' stuff and my bureaus. Yeah, I know what you're saying, fucking A girl, just move on already. I found myself trying to heap sleep on my head at approximately 5:30 am, the chemical burn of my muscles grating into my arms, legs head ( Read more... )

Today. Err, tonight in fact. I will be a resident of Brooklyn this evening. I am not so sure about internet access, but it's not such a necessity right now. Perhaps my scripting would go along faster if I limited my internet to the work space environment for the 4 days a week I have acess. It's important, getting rid of shit. Lightening the load-so ( Read more... )

So I have been doing a lot and very little over the past week worth commenting on. I obviously haven't moved, surprise surprise. My horoscope said something funny about me not liking to do things alone, and basically I reserve that for, not hating to do things alone, but HATING to do unfun things alone. I do lots of fun and unfun things alone but ( Read more... )

Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 60%

Envy: 20%

Wrath: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Greed: 0%

Lust: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%

You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice.

How Sinful Are You?

I was on the phone yesterday for quite a while, speaking with my former co-worker about issues we had in the general management of the spa. We came to a few conclusions together, until she called me at 6 to tell me she quit. I understood completely why, and found out some fun facts about the spa and how they have treated some of their employees in ( Read more... )

I know how proud I am of myself. Why not just spread the love a little bit:

I haven't packed because I can't find the energy to do it all myself.

I haven't done anything except sit around in my apartment overwhelmed with shit, the packing, the emotional turmoils, all of it.

Intimidation is paralyzing, and it's beyond procrastination, kids.

Saw a ( Read more... )

There is always Strindberg and Helium to make you laugh.

Seriously try it. For a Laugh