This will help me sleep tonight. I am not making this up.

[endymi0n7]

" ...and the storm is expected to move off into the Atlantic.

In other news, three mice carrying bubonic plauge have escaped from a research facility in Newark, New Jersy. No word yet on how they escaped.

From the wreckage of Hurricane Katrina, we bring you one woman's heartwrenching search for her eight-year old son..."

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[eatflipper]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

And that's how the bubonic plague infected the U.S. population and killed off 1/2 of all possibly child-bearing Americans.......

[cannibalbeets]

Hah.