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enemyofthestate

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the bathroom door was half-open, so i thought no one was using it, and i catch my gf standing legs spread on either side of the toilet -- DROPPING TURDS! wtf!? right as she's squeezing off a real long and heavy one, she says: "INCOMING!" and makes bomb-dropping noises. "captain! we're under attack! we've been hit! fire in the hole!"

As of late it has come to my attention that a lot of my fellow men suck at going down on girls. I think part of it comes from apathy; some of it comes from a lack of experience and some of it comes from a lack of understanding ( Read more... )

YAY..................I have a J.O.B. Im going to be another sandwich artist, but for this time its at Quiznos. Im so happy because I will no longer be poor and I will be able to go out to MV and see Justin more.....yay.

Ass cleaning tips ( Read more... )

I cut my hair...........................I dont like it. I had to cut it so that the new growth cut come in, but now its like a short, neat and Im used to long and messy.............I liked long and messy. Oh well, by next week it will be all over the place again.

The sad thing is that I like the undies

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