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[energybeams]

[The feed is shaky at first, and only a huge spot of blue is seen. A female voice can then be heard saying, "Yosh!! That's not too tight, is it?" The screen then focuses on a Phanpy that's very loosely tied with a rope

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[usedsuperpower]

[She thinks it's aliens huh?]

[Well, then Stitch will give her aliens.]

Hehe, naga, you stuck. We never let you back. NEVER, HAHA!

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[energybeams]

 

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[energybeams]

[OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH IT'S AN ALIEN THIS IS AWESOME WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO ]

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[energybeams]

[ wait, did he just say she was stuck here forever??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ]

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[combat_butler]

Um... Before I answer anything...

Are you distantly related to Suzumiya Haruhi?

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[energybeams]

[Suzumiya Haruhi? Hm, sounds familiar!]

Not that I know of, but in this big biiig universe where 6,957,894,528 [totally making those numbers up] people reside, and where anyone you pass by on the street could be your distant relative whose family history intertwines with yours but is lost in the shifting of the world, she could be my seventh cousin four times removed! Or I could be her seventh cousin four times removed! Or [dramatic gasp] she could be my twin seperated from birth!! [huge playful grin at him] Why do you ask, stranger?

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[combat_butler]

... it was because of mentioning aliens originally, but now I think it might be some deeper eccentric similarity...

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[energybeams]

Really? Well, if that's the case, I hope to meet this Suzumiya Haruhi soon! [short pause.] So... do you know where this place is?

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[youhavemybat]

... Aliens? Ummm... I think you've read too many comic books or you've eaten too much sugar.

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[energybeams]

[Oh, here comes a skeptic!]

Ehhh? You mean you don't believe in aliens?

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[youhavemybat]

Not at all. There's a scientific explanation behind everything that happens!

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[energybeams]

Scientific explanation... [Hmm...] So it could be that, instead of aliens, I might have been sucked into a black hole and into another universe while I was asleep? [Black holes are scientific, right? Hmm.]

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[charmpoints]

[ good lord this place is full of crazy people. ]

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[charmpoints]

Girl, if you think the overlords of this world would be moved by something as inane as a fake hostage-taking, then you might want to reconsider and use your energy for something else.

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[energybeams]

[shakes her head fervently.]

It's not fake! The creature just managed to escape but I've caught it and held it captive once again! [fake evil laughter. Wait, Minori, I thought you were supposed to be on the "good" side here...] Besides, anything is worth a shot!

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[energybeams]

And ehh? For something else? Like what? [suddenly deep in thought about this "something else" she could do.] Like scouring out the aliens who've abducted me from my home planet where my very race need me the most, and challenging them to a duel that could very well determine the fate of mankind?

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[angelicmiracle]

Wait...aliens? T-There are aliens here?!

[Congrats on scaring someone.]

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[energybeams]

[She nods enthusiastically.]

Mhm! According to one I just spoke to, they're everywhere. They can see us! We can't hide!!

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[angelicmiracle]

I heard about different worlds but aliens too? Wow!

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[energybeams]

I know, right?! Isn't it just awesome! [BUT WAIT A SECOND!] What do you mean different worlds?