OLD HADES ART FUN TIMES.
The other day I was sifting through my old chest full of old crap that I, for some reason, keep around, to remind myself that yes, I am getting better at drawing every passing year, I think, I hope. But I came upon a cacaphony of treasures in a little black duotang laying at the bottom of the chest, buried underneath years of crap. My, I thought! What such memories await me? This small gem of my childhood, waiting to be shown to the world! Zounds, I thought, as I reached for my scanner, giggling madly at all the stuff I had drawn when I was between the ages of 11 - 13. And now, I will share these drawings, with you.
They feature a character I'm sure most of you know, if you've seen the old Disney movie, Hercules.
He was my muse. An evil, nasty looking old Disney villian was this 12 year old's muse back in the day.
I guarantee, look at these, they will make you laugh. I hope. If not, piss off, you have no retarded sense of humor. XD
I especially like his bunny slippers. Notice the "Smac smac" sound he is making. I don't know why I told you to notice it, I just did.
Splash Mountain. You know, the ride at Disneyland. Apparently he's not so good with heights.
Figure skating... in a woman's figure skating outfit.... Why is he making the "ok" motion with his hand?
Because everyone needs the God of the Underworld to fix their leaks. And "grat grat" is the sound effect of one scratching their ass.
Which ultimately leads to..
Another plumber. Wait, wasn't he fat in the last one?
Oh, THAT'S where it went.
Dear god, I was a pervert at the age of 11!
SEE? Wtf, he has flame armpit hair too? And he steals from hotels!
Some things should never, ever be drawn.
.....NEVER.
.............EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#@!11one
I wonder if I really knew what that shirt meant when I was that age.
Marilyn Manson looks more like Alice Cooper, and for some reason Hades is singing Queen. I guess that WOULD be his theme song...
I LOL'D
I was really inspired by my dad, or something. He's wearing one of those beer hats! I love the sound effects.
HOLY SHIT you get to witness my first Hercules Mary Sue! YES, her name is "MOLESELATHA." I tried to make my name sound Greek and that's what I came up with. Shutup, I was young and stupid.
I remember that brand of overalls from like, my Cabbage Patch dolls.
Remember what Trolls were like before they RAPED THEM?
Ha. Ha. Ha. Funny. Wait, his face is pretty gewd.
I couldn't make up my mind to decide wether Hades was fat or had an 8 pack. I wanted to think the latter.
I'm sure I stole this idea from like, Simpsons or something.
To this day, this is exactly how I draw dinosaurs.
What the hell is up with his EYES?
Everybody RUMBLE!
What the fuck would he study?
Hey, I think I designed his outfit from scratch! I wasn't a bad designer back then... really...
I went through a Star Fox phase at the same time. Can you tell?
Well?
CAN YOU?!?!? ....I love how the 64 is backwards, but the Starfox is still written the right way. GET THE LAZER UPGRADE!@!@#
That chick is my other MarySue, Marathea. It was his kid. How the hell did he have a beautiful blonde daughter that had a strange likeness to me, I have no idea. I never asked these questions.
You would THINK that wouldn't bother him..
*catcalls* OW OWWWWW.
"'Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner'? What kind of song is that? What kind of person would be dressed up in a hotdog costume singing 'Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner'?"
It kinda looks like he's only being bit in the stomach. But then again, I had no grasp of anatomy at 12.
And then I found some of my little sister Mandy's art mixed in with it. She was actually pretty good. XD
Slam Dunk. Hahahahaahah, oh god. Is that a cloud or some floating poo in the corner? I don't think we'll ever know.
Yes, he's singing Seal's "I Believe I Can Fly." My sister is also as horrible as I am, apparentley. 10 YEARS OLD! Kids these days.
I would never, ever want that man to save me.
...he just threw the presents overboard! Also, he's saying "If I say another HoHoHo I'm going to puke on this crappy sled." He's saying "B-bye" to the toys.
Oh, Mandy. XD
I don't blame him, Haagen Dasz is the best.
Mandy rules. He's thinking of a Glade air freshner, perhaps to eat, or perhaps to nullify the horrible noxious gases he expelled, to this day, again, we will never know.
He looks like the Punisher. Or...skullman. or... I don't know. Fuck. I'm done.
Some sort of stupid comic...
If you can't read it... um.... whatever. I tried. XD
And because I told you I drew it...
THE END.
They feature a character I'm sure most of you know, if you've seen the old Disney movie, Hercules.
He was my muse. An evil, nasty looking old Disney villian was this 12 year old's muse back in the day.
I guarantee, look at these, they will make you laugh. I hope. If not, piss off, you have no retarded sense of humor. XD
I especially like his bunny slippers. Notice the "Smac smac" sound he is making. I don't know why I told you to notice it, I just did.
Splash Mountain. You know, the ride at Disneyland. Apparently he's not so good with heights.
Figure skating... in a woman's figure skating outfit.... Why is he making the "ok" motion with his hand?
Because everyone needs the God of the Underworld to fix their leaks. And "grat grat" is the sound effect of one scratching their ass.
Which ultimately leads to..
Another plumber. Wait, wasn't he fat in the last one?
Oh, THAT'S where it went.
Dear god, I was a pervert at the age of 11!
SEE? Wtf, he has flame armpit hair too? And he steals from hotels!
Some things should never, ever be drawn.
.....NEVER.
.............EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#@!11one
I wonder if I really knew what that shirt meant when I was that age.
Marilyn Manson looks more like Alice Cooper, and for some reason Hades is singing Queen. I guess that WOULD be his theme song...
I LOL'D
I was really inspired by my dad, or something. He's wearing one of those beer hats! I love the sound effects.
HOLY SHIT you get to witness my first Hercules Mary Sue! YES, her name is "MOLESELATHA." I tried to make my name sound Greek and that's what I came up with. Shutup, I was young and stupid.
I remember that brand of overalls from like, my Cabbage Patch dolls.
Remember what Trolls were like before they RAPED THEM?
Ha. Ha. Ha. Funny. Wait, his face is pretty gewd.
I couldn't make up my mind to decide wether Hades was fat or had an 8 pack. I wanted to think the latter.
I'm sure I stole this idea from like, Simpsons or something.
To this day, this is exactly how I draw dinosaurs.
What the hell is up with his EYES?
Everybody RUMBLE!
What the fuck would he study?
Hey, I think I designed his outfit from scratch! I wasn't a bad designer back then... really...
I went through a Star Fox phase at the same time. Can you tell?
Well?
CAN YOU?!?!? ....I love how the 64 is backwards, but the Starfox is still written the right way. GET THE LAZER UPGRADE!@!@#
That chick is my other MarySue, Marathea. It was his kid. How the hell did he have a beautiful blonde daughter that had a strange likeness to me, I have no idea. I never asked these questions.
You would THINK that wouldn't bother him..
*catcalls* OW OWWWWW.
"'Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner'? What kind of song is that? What kind of person would be dressed up in a hotdog costume singing 'Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner'?"
It kinda looks like he's only being bit in the stomach. But then again, I had no grasp of anatomy at 12.
And then I found some of my little sister Mandy's art mixed in with it. She was actually pretty good. XD
Slam Dunk. Hahahahaahah, oh god. Is that a cloud or some floating poo in the corner? I don't think we'll ever know.
Yes, he's singing Seal's "I Believe I Can Fly." My sister is also as horrible as I am, apparentley. 10 YEARS OLD! Kids these days.
I would never, ever want that man to save me.
...he just threw the presents overboard! Also, he's saying "If I say another HoHoHo I'm going to puke on this crappy sled." He's saying "B-bye" to the toys.
Oh, Mandy. XD
I don't blame him, Haagen Dasz is the best.
Mandy rules. He's thinking of a Glade air freshner, perhaps to eat, or perhaps to nullify the horrible noxious gases he expelled, to this day, again, we will never know.
He looks like the Punisher. Or...skullman. or... I don't know. Fuck. I'm done.
Some sort of stupid comic...
If you can't read it... um.... whatever. I tried. XD
And because I told you I drew it...
THE END.