FAT WESKER CONVERSATIONS (warning: genius)

[enerjak]

So, thanks to a comment that my friend Steve made awhile ago about the actor who played Wesker in the new Resident Evil: Afterlife movie looked 'fat faced', the "Fat Wesker" jokes, photomanipulations and art has started to erupt from my brain fast and furiously.

Earlier, spunkywulf and I had an amazing conversation (which AIM did not save :( ) which

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[scribe_kitten]

ONLY I AM AS RETARDED AS YOU!!!!!!!!!!

And I loves it. <3333 *omnom...NOMNOMNOM* I MUST NOM YOU FOR I WISH TO BE LIKE WESKERFATS!

~K@

[enerjak]

OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T ABSORB ME, I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
LIKE MAKING MORE FAT WESKER JOKES

[dj_damien]

Lol. We were talking about fat Wesker in Poons last night :p

[enerjak]

Hahahha, discussing the awesomeness that is fat wesker? XD

[spunkywulf]

CHRISSSStmas Cookies was about where I lost it entirely.

And the Umbrella logo totally IS a peppermint swirl!!!! They should make peppermint candies like that, and sell them in Altoid-style tins :D

I laughed so much at Fat Wesker last night -- I saw that picture right after I had dinner and just felt SO MUCH FATTER.

But it wasn't Pepperoni and THAUTHEGETHHHH pizza :( It was BEEF THTEWWWW *spittle*

[enerjak]

BEEEF THHHHHHTEWWWWWW MMMMMM~ *eats it all while drooling*

Apparently they make regular mints in an Umbrella tin, I so want it. And I want to do a triple chin face where I slick back my hair and put on shades so I can mimic the hotness that is Fattywesker.

[hako_neko]

We sell mints in an Umbrella logo container at my work. I wonder if he's the one buying them all?

[enerjak]

OMG WANT. *shoves Fat Wesker aside... with great difficulty*