1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
4. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

These past few months I've realized that we are finite beings in an infinite universe. There is so much to explore, yet only so much time before we expire. How can we fit all of life's endeavours and curiosities into a lifetime? Can we? I've got to start seizing the moment.

   mamihlapinatapei

(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and ( Read more... )

Ay tus ojos colorados
Azul y anaranjados
Amarillo verde y marrón
Mi amor envuelto en tu corazón
No lo sueltes por favor
Somos elefante y serpiente semejante
Tomando aguardiente
En el sol
De una flor...

what to do next.

Stolen from Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrence_mckenna

Perhaps the most famous of Terence McKenna's theories and observations is his explanation for the origin of modern human consciousness and culture. McKenna theorized that as the North African jungles receded, near the end of the most recent ice age, giving way to savannas and ( Read more... )

 A bright day comes forth
sun, surf, frisbee, lemonade
this is summer life
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Es el verano
El tiempo estancado
Por la cervesa

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Just the other day:
"Go tug a little harder..."
Heh, that's what she said...

This was written by a guy… it’s pretty damn smart. Girls - Have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my ( Read more... )

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