Crap on a Stick

[enghedi]

Tuesday was my day off and I picked Jimmie up at his office and took him out to lunch. He always pays for me whenever we do things and I know it's the proper thing to do but it bothers me. So, I decided to take him to lunch. When I got there he introduced me to his co-workers and to my pleasant surprise introduced me to them as his girlfriend.

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[9chambers]

I locked my keys in my house last week. It was the spare key because my other one broke in half mysteriously about a month ago. we had to call the locksmith. He couldn't pick it so he drilled a whole right into the lock in the center of the door knob with a standard drill. He charged us an arm and a leg. Heck, I could have drilled a hole in it myself. Anyway, so yea I have new locks now.