five star
Meant to do this ages ago, then forgot.
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Top Five reasons To Be Late To Work
1. Once-in-a-lifetime tryst with Dame Maggie Smith.
2. Confused; spent day inside wok.
3. Unavoidable incident with stoat.
4. Invited to jam with remaining Travelling Wilburies.
5. Awoke to find brain transplanted into Jimmy Tarbuck.
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I do not know Five Native American Tribes, so instead I shall list
The Five Greatest Native Americans Of All Time
1. T. Hawk
2. Nightwolf
3. Thunderbird
4. An Osmond, while performing Crazy Horses
5. One of the Village People
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Bottom Five Live Species
i.e. eye-gougingly horrid abominations we would be better off without
1. Stick Insect
2. Afghan Hound
3. Turkey
4. Hairless Cat
5. Proboscis Monkey
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Top Five reasons To Be Late To Work
1. Once-in-a-lifetime tryst with Dame Maggie Smith.
2. Confused; spent day inside wok.
3. Unavoidable incident with stoat.
4. Invited to jam with remaining Travelling Wilburies.
5. Awoke to find brain transplanted into Jimmy Tarbuck.
***
I do not know Five Native American Tribes, so instead I shall list
The Five Greatest Native Americans Of All Time
1. T. Hawk
2. Nightwolf
3. Thunderbird
4. An Osmond, while performing Crazy Horses
5. One of the Village People
***
Bottom Five Live Species
i.e. eye-gougingly horrid abominations we would be better off without
1. Stick Insect
2. Afghan Hound
3. Turkey
4. Hairless Cat
5. Proboscis Monkey