Stop me if you've heard this one... (the jokes on you!)

[england34]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, why the long face?

Chuck Norris round house kicks with the force of a 100 mega-ton bomb.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

And I was like wrecked him, damn near killed him!

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[anonymous]

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