The Law School Retreat

[englertdk]

So, in the interest of nailing my last law school final, I embarked on a speech retreat of sorts. Half of my 4 readers understand the implication of that analogy. For the other two, let me explain

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[discodiva1226]

Oh Dorene, I just wanted you to know, I laughed heartily throughout your entry. =)

~Talia

From Jaymie

[anonymous]

Oh Dorene....I just about pissed myself laughing.

ah dorene only you

[anonymous]

My God, you could literally have your own sitcom, of course it would be too funny and they'd take it off the air. You'd drink some and be much like the 'comeback' except not as fucking annoying. Your friends would tell you, dorene you deserve better than a seinfeld wanna be sitcom. You deserve to be a vegas dancer, and then you'd go to vegas, kick your drinking habit, if that is possible in vegas. You'd meet plenty of elvis impersonators and eventually fall in love with a midget with gigantic hairy feet, who works at the waffle house of nevada- whatever that may be called. You'd soon make enough money to buy Bellagio, the fanciest casino in the land. You'd invite me to do your marketing and in return I'd get a penthouse. We'd provide speech retreats for teams across the country, and they'd sneek out alcohol and get nothing done either. Oh and your hot security guards' uniform would be a thong like the thong in Legally Blonde. Miss ya, Christy