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stolen from mentalhygiene who is right, it's difficult not to be a little offended by some of these questions, or wonder what they are trying to get at.
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
( ) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(3) high-speed internet access [i share an apartment with 4 other people, internet ends up being pretty cheap]
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs [there aren't a hundred DVDs I'd want to have]
( ) a childfree bathroom [there are no children in my place of residence, it's a moot point]
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher [that would be me and my roommates]
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(4) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(5) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(6) traveled out of the country [dude, I grew up less than 20 miles from the Canadian border.]
(7) met a celebrity [rob schneider came into outright vt with his girlfriend once looking for some yoga place and donated a $100 bill while i was there.]
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(8) been to New York [i have family in new york]
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America .
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(9) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York [when i was 13, on a trip with my aunt and cousins]
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(10?) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast [i've been on the pacific coast, as in i went to san francisco for top surgery, but i've never been on the actual pacific coastline. dunno if that counts]
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(12) take riding or swimming lessons as a child [i took swimming lessons at the place where i used to go to preschool. i also lost the bottom halves of both my front teeth in the pool there when i was eight trying to hoist myself out of the pool like the big kids.]
(13) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
( ) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(3) high-speed internet access [i share an apartment with 4 other people, internet ends up being pretty cheap]
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs [there aren't a hundred DVDs I'd want to have]
( ) a childfree bathroom [there are no children in my place of residence, it's a moot point]
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher [that would be me and my roommates]
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(4) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(5) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(6) traveled out of the country [dude, I grew up less than 20 miles from the Canadian border.]
(7) met a celebrity [rob schneider came into outright vt with his girlfriend once looking for some yoga place and donated a $100 bill while i was there.]
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(8) been to New York [i have family in new york]
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America .
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(9) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York [when i was 13, on a trip with my aunt and cousins]
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(10?) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast [i've been on the pacific coast, as in i went to san francisco for top surgery, but i've never been on the actual pacific coastline. dunno if that counts]
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(12) take riding or swimming lessons as a child [i took swimming lessons at the place where i used to go to preschool. i also lost the bottom halves of both my front teeth in the pool there when i was eight trying to hoist myself out of the pool like the big kids.]
(13) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you