Welcome to the 4th and final installment of generation 10 of the Ouroboros Round Robin!
This update will be followed by the heir poll.
The next generation will be played and posted by
dorkasaur_sims.
Fenchurch + mirror = BFF
If I don't give her something to do every minute of the day, she spends the time checking herself out.
Ford decided to call the Gypsy Matchmaker and try his luck.
Ford: My parents are gonna kill me when they find out how much I paid you. Make it a good one!
Ford: This is so exciting! I can't wait to see who it is!!!
Meet Evelyn, aka Peluda of the Magicakes Round Robin fame.
She immediately went off to chat with Zaphod.
Ford was not too happy with this turn of events and went in pursuit. Which did not immediately please the lovely Evelyn.
No, Fenchurch, they are not going to have a baby any time soon. Nor will you, for that matter.
Family sims and their obsession with having kids!
I had Zaphod call for a Garden Club inspection in the hopes of getting a wishing well.
In the meantime, Ford and Evelyn are working on their flirting technique.
Evelyn is doing it right.
While Ford gets it horribly wrong.
You don't mess up a girl's hairstyle on your first date! Preferably not on subsequent dates, either, but DEFINITELY not on the first.
The Garden Club members assess the aesthetic merits of the hole in the ground that Helokii dug in the search for treasure. This does not bode well for future wishing well ownership.
They also fall prey to the extreme route fail that seems to plague the Ouroboros garden.
And they're in but no wishing well.
Then it was time to harvest all the produce and they lost their chance for a call-back because they Garden Club won't come two days in a row.
Caption from
bondchick_nett: Evelyn clearly appears to be ready to 'inhale' something through her mouth on the bed that Ford was concieved in
Zaphod and Fenchurch: *are oblivious to what their brother is up to in their parents' bed*
OK, fess up guys! WHO RESTOCKED THE FISH TANK???
Damn fish keep dying, so they keep flushing and restocking unless I stop them.
Since I have the M&G Stuff Pack I figured they might as well take advantage. Though it cost an absolute packet to get that rebate!
It's Ford, so we go with the one that sounds like more fun.
CRAP!!!
* snuggles poor Ford *
The majority of their food comes from fresh produce now. They had the low food warning while all the kids were still child-aged.
OMG! If we celebrated Halloween with costumes, I would totally wear one to work! As it is, I must make do with Santa hats or reindeer antlers at Christmas.
* Blows raspberries *
Unfair prickly pear! She was totally the life of the party!
So she gets sent right back to work since she has a few more hours to go and brings home a promotion with bonus and ANOTHER, higher, paycheck. So boo to you, party poopers!!!
I absolutely squeed when Cat (by
brilliantcat) came walking past and immediately sent Zaphod to make friends.
This is actually the next morning. FRAPS decided to crap out on me mid-playtime and stopped saving screen caps. Missing are pictures of Zaphod making friends with Cat, Fenchurch and and Zaphod topping their teen careers and Ford doing the first booty call I've had in my game in about a year. I was MOST unhappy. Especially because of that. And it was quite hilarious that the entire time Zaphod and Cat were talking, Joplin just kept hovering, trying to interrupt. Like the overprotective parent who knows that they have one child doing the wild thing before marriage so they want to make sure the other kids stay on the straight and narrow.
Take a last look at Joplin before she ages to elder.
And at Ford, before he finally hits adulthood and move the hell out of there to shack up with Evelyn.
She's got it! Yeah, baby, she's got it!
Ford still thinks she's the best <3
BYE FORD!!! DON'T BE A STRANGER!!!
YEAH, BABY!
She's the hottest elder on the block!
After all that canoodling, I thought they would celebrate with woohoo. But no. Rock paper scissors.
Evelyn (freshly grown up to adult) walked past the house the next morning, looking all forlorn. I'm sure he'll call you and invite you to move in, sweetie!
With Ford out of the house, it's time to concentrate on the twins. So Joplin and Helokii started to fianlly pay attention to their kids. O_o
Fenchurch was the only one of the kids not to have a special friend with benefits, so I sent her out to the local nightclub/bowling alley/gambling den.
She has maxed body skill so I'm not worried.
Whatever she was doing in there, it was quite balletic. And upside down.
And when she did the foetal position I was hoping she would get abducted but alas it was not to be. Maybe they can't get abducted on community lots?
Maxed body skill also means strike after strike.
Poor Kermes (Kohler-Wielle, by
bondchick_nett!
Fenchurch made him cry!
* pats *
And then cleaned up the evidence.
Fen also had a chat to Cat, who told her that she'd have better luck with the Gypsy Matchmaker than trying to find someone on her own in the nightclub/bowling alley/gambling den.
Just lookit that poker face! They don't suspect a thing!
Fen: Do you suppose the owner might go to gaol for allowing underage drinking and gambling?
When she got back home, it was time for Helokii to age to elder.
Why, hello there! Still foxy!!!
THIS time they celebrate with woohoo.
Later in the day Helokii called friends for an anniversary party and fulfilled his LTW.
Only Clorox (by
simkittensims showed up :(
I especially bought them a jukebox and had Fenchurch start smustling, fed him Turkey Of Win and everything, but I'm afraid that playing fetch with the LOTP was as exciting as the evening got for Clorox.
Yes, it sucked. But the LTW is fulfilled and that is what counts!
This image is here because Helokii looks unbelievably cute while playing Zaphod's violin.
Final homework party because we don't want any homework left over.
Because it is time for Fenchurch and Zaphod to grow up and for us to say good bye to this particular family.
You need to check out
the heir poll to see what everyone looks like all grown up.
I hope you have enjoyed reading this generation and see you in generation 11, which will be played and posted by
dorkasaur_sims.
Warnings: Some pixel nudity + needlecream 's Genensims blend skintones