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Jun 25, 2009 20:19
And another pedo is burning in hell... good.
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fierynotes
June 26 2009, 07:05:37 UTC
I found a page with
a bunch of jokes you might appreciate
. A few of the better ones...
Michael Jackson arrived at the Pearly Gates, only to hear St. Peter say "Beat it."
His dying wish was to donate his organ to a sick child.
McDonald's is marketing a new burger: The McJacko. 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
While the LAPD investigates claims he was struck by a smooth criminal, early coroner reports blame it on the boogie.
Michael's family have donated his body to Lego. They are going to recycle him into blocks so kids can still play with him.
On a scale of one to ten... how old do you think Michael Jackson's boyfriend is?
I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Seems he ate a nine year-old wiener.
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
"I can't believe it. The woman I first masturbated to, and the guy who would have loved to have seen it."
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fierynotes
June 26 2009, 07:08:58 UTC
One last one:
"Jesus is alive and well, he has spent the last 2000 years wandering the earth, singing, dancing and touching children's lives. He has spent the last 50 years disguised as Michael Jackson."
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Michael Jackson arrived at the Pearly Gates, only to hear St. Peter say "Beat it."
His dying wish was to donate his organ to a sick child.
McDonald's is marketing a new burger: The McJacko. 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
While the LAPD investigates claims he was struck by a smooth criminal, early coroner reports blame it on the boogie.
Michael's family have donated his body to Lego. They are going to recycle him into blocks so kids can still play with him.
On a scale of one to ten... how old do you think Michael Jackson's boyfriend is?
I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Seems he ate a nine year-old wiener.
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
"I can't believe it. The woman I first masturbated to, and the guy who would have loved to have seen it."
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"Jesus is alive and well, he has spent the last 2000 years wandering the earth, singing, dancing and touching children's lives. He has spent the last 50 years disguised as Michael Jackson."
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