Comments | engulfed: "but maybe there were rats up your nose that needed killing!"

engulfed

"but maybe there were rats up your nose that needed killing!"

Mar 09, 2007 13:40

HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM BRICK, you're so cute you oughta be illegal oh wait you ARE--

turn to the guillotine saying thank you sir may i have another. i promise, i get paid on friday. seriously. would i lie to you? you can see the reflection of your face in my teeth i cannot tell a lie but lies can tell me & oh i do believe they never stop. i ( Read more... )

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aerodrome1 March 10 2007, 13:40:30 UTC

I use my sjambok on pillows and pretend I'm using it on the Olsen Twins: "Bad trained lemurs! Bad lemurs!"

engulfed March 11 2007, 02:01:10 UTC

graduate from pillows to hipsters, they'd pretend to be enjoying it while secretly sobbing into their tearstained copies of VICE magazine

aerodrome1 March 11 2007, 03:23:49 UTC

I can make a fortune with that.

tastidlite March 14 2007, 02:21:02 UTC

I ALREADY DID
how do you think i can afford this apartment

And the Hipsters Did Laugh (Ironically)... angrygraysmoke March 10 2007, 20:19:41 UTC

Jack Ross has a MySpace!!!

http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=102149259&MyToken=267c467a-fbfd-4229-9ad9-c21ea0d872ef

Re: And the Hipsters Did Laugh (Ironically)... angrygraysmoke March 10 2007, 20:21:22 UTC

Okay, it's a fan site, but come on! Even I don't have a MySpace, much less a fan site!

james_rhodes March 12 2007, 09:57:37 UTC

the music of the original scooby doo is in the key of e minor, i find it rather grating

Why am I awake and sitting here when I should be out fighting crime in an overbearing manner?

tastidlite March 14 2007, 02:20:40 UTC

SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PIECES together
hahaha party in the operating theater

guess who blasted a million holes in your cover story, Harry! accidenter May 4 2007, 20:17:50 UTC

Thanks to Penetrator on artstars.org!
He gave up your sorry ASS and the rest of
your socks will be suspended soon because they
are now tied to IP addresses.

I see you have already recieved the prototype boots james_rhodes March 16 2007, 00:02:24 UTC

sometimes even superheroes run late, the logistics become complicated on such a long trip from los angeles
to make it up to you i will let you be my ever-faithful sidekick!
i have commissioned christian dior and tony stark to build you a state-of-the-art set of heavy duty EMOTIONAL ARMOR! since your last set was completely shattered in your epic battle with MECHA-VOZHD
we can't have you running around hipsteropolis naked, they stare at you enough as it is