so the abyss walks into a bar,

[engulfed]

time only flies because i can't. who needs self control when you've got ground control, mind control, & set the controls on fire because i am so out of here i almost BELIEVE myself! i can make a mess but not conversation, i'll just stand here & blink in morse code & talk to myself because i don't speak your language. or mine, for that matter. feel

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[alkyl]

An article on medieval etymology in a British newspaper suggested that Philadelphia rather means "City of sister-fucking" - ensue elaborate tales about Egyptian dynasties and whatnot.

[engulfed]

basically this means someone needs to entomb philadelphia in a giant pyramid? where are the obedient hordes of diligent slaves when you need them, honestly

[onemancult]

betrothed to my sister, my lover.