I've been bitch-slapped by figures of speech. then again, "bitch-slapped" is another lame figure of speech. so I'll shut up now. ...worry about the cats and go to sleep.
I just recently got set-up (for a date) by a friend. not too pleased. I was intrigued by the first line. can my friends set me up with someone not insane? a thought.
try again, that's the 366th day! i'm moving to have the universe closed for maintenance, but it's not looking possible. maybe if i wander around telling people "today isn't actually happening!" but someone would probably just, uh, bitch-slap me
i think the idea of being 'set up' for a date has a little too much in common with the idea of being 'set up' for some sort of arrest or other legal annoyance for any good to come of it, but then again, i'm paranoid insane people make for better stories however
I think we should go around and say "today isn't actually happening" - sounds like amazing performance art. people will think we're insane, which is always amusing;)
that would be heaps of fun. what sort of voice would be best to say it in though. i'm thinking sort of conspiratorially, like we're doing them a favor by letting them know that theoretically that's not oxygen you're breathing right now, buddy
The words 'helen of destroy' popped into my head out of the ether today, take those as a compliment I think, although saying that, moments later the words laminated buttock were in my head so perhaps the vetting process isn't as erudite and exclusive as I might have you believe.
I'm trying to get this month extended like the perpetual dfs sale, but I don't think I'll bang it through parliament in time to get my assorted house work done. Which means fishcakes may be out on saturday 30th, but thats the price you pay isn't it for lack of forward planning. I am investing in carrier pigeons which I may use to send messages to people of a not strictly legitimate nature to create an air of paranoia.
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I've been bitch-slapped by figures of speech. then again, "bitch-slapped" is another lame figure of speech. so I'll shut up now. ...worry about the cats and go to sleep.
I just recently got set-up (for a date) by a friend. not too pleased. I was intrigued by the first line. can my friends set me up with someone not insane? a thought.
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i think the idea of being 'set up' for a date has a little too much in common with the idea of being 'set up' for some sort of arrest or other legal annoyance for any good to come of it, but then again, i'm paranoid
insane people make for better stories however
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but you're kind of a loser.
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I'm trying to get this month extended like the perpetual dfs sale, but I don't think I'll bang it through parliament in time to get my assorted house work done. Which means fishcakes may be out on saturday 30th, but thats the price you pay isn't it for lack of forward planning. I am investing in carrier pigeons which I may use to send messages to people of a not strictly legitimate nature to create an air of paranoia.
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