SPAY & NEUTER YOUR PROBLEMS

[engulfed]

writing in this may be one of those terrible mistakes i make over & over again like stroking a beloved pet that happens to be on fire, but it costs nothing to feed unlike my other mistakes & hell i can't turn down that kind of bargain [& it's been so long i've probably been written off as another Casualty of Societal Ills, those murky unnamed

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[ezr_2stalk_wlj]

weren't you, at one point, working on a novel?
how did that all go?

[engulfed]

it wasn't a novel so much as 'enhanced' nonfiction, & it died a few years back when i stopped being a cartoon character...i still have the 120-or-so pages of it but looking at them makes my skin crawl a little. half-wish my life was still that 'interesting' even if it did make me kind of an asshole, i'm too "young" to be boring or so i'm told

[bennybunny]

Did you find a new home yet, chum?

[engulfed]

yes i live in the lower east side now...smaller place, but i will fill it with MY DREAMS :D. actually just a cat. which counts as a dream if your dreams are in the habit of growing/shedding fur, attacking you while you sleep, & trying to eat your dinner when you are distracted

[bennybunny]

Sounds terrifyingly similar to my ex girlfriend. Say, what is your cat's name? Does it have an Egyptian passport?

I'm glad you've sorted that out. I miss you in a thoroughly soppy literary way.

[engulfed]

her name is Imelda Marcos, because she is obsessed with shoes, seeks to control all she encounters, & is batshit insane. SO CUTE, little orange tabby, code-named Agent Orange. & she will appear in my next post which was written two months ago & thus has to be viciously dissected in order to become postable "today." meaning- tomorrow. etc
miss you, & literary ways in general, most soppily. [moist?]