"you look...dusty." happy as a filled-in blank i tell you. statistically delicious. you can have my walls when you pry them from my cold dead peripheral vision. & there's me switched into grinning-idiot mode for an incongruously rosy future. lead us not into temptation? you're WALLOWING IN IT. permanent midnight in the garden of good & two-shoes.


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oh, this ol’ thing? i got tired of waiting for the aliens & decided to kidnap myself.


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new, improved, disproved: butterfly/stomach harmony. i haven't dodged this many guillotines in more than a year & the fun isn't over yet! inventing new & better ways of fucking up. alternately fun & horrifying. writing front-page articles about Other People's Problems instead of talking about them here, or my own matching set of 99, which bores me ( Read more... )

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looks like i got lost in the realm of possibility! CAN I EVER BE FORGIVEN. now feel like a television & don't get to be entertained just wait to see what comes next have i ever mentioned how terrible i am at waiting. eat silence like a brick through your window someone's gotta forcefeed you REALITY. spoon-as-airplane style ladies & gentlemen lend ( Read more... )

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