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so
I DON'T CARE ABOUT O.J. SIMPSON ANYMORE -
where's the shadow government when you need it, it's a bad, bad world
The library elevator is a perfect place to pick wedgies ( Read more... ) -
call in the troops, cause here's a scoop for you
My number one reason for not wanting to break up with Alan was fear ( Read more... ) -
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It's 4:31 in the morning, and I am awake ( Read more... ) -
open letter to a stupid girl
Dear Jecyka, or however you spell your name now,
Hi. This is Pam, Brendan's girlfriend. I'm writing to respond to a bit you wrote in your myspace "blog" like a month ago. Here's a snippet, if you don't remember:
"Brendan, you can kiss my ass, and whatever friendship we had left goodbye. I'm sick of you, and your shit. You can complain to someone ( Read more... ) -
<3<3<3 broon brawn <3<3<3
I'm having a daydream, we are getting somewhere
I'm kissing your lips and running fingers through your hair
I'm as nervous as you about making it right
Though we know we were wrong, we can't give up the fight
'Cause you and me, we're meant to be
Walking free in harmony
One fine day we'll run away
Don't you know that Rome wasn't built in a day -
doheny, cahuenga, labrea...tar pits (tar pits!)
Los Angeles, California - Days 1-3: The Partial Recap
Flying over some blinky dots of what I assumed was California, my mind began to race without control. "That city is like a huge electrified grid. Perfectly angular squares, side by side, just scanning this darkness for miles." The TV screen fashioned into the leather seat in front of me wasn't ( Read more... ) -
oh jeeze
Dear Alan,
Sorry we can't talk on the phone, but this is just the way it has to be. Sound familiar? Why don't I just show you all the things you said in that lovely voicemail to me. I'll just label the parts that are the most important.
"Pam, this is Alan and I know of course you weren't going to pick up so I wanted to leave you a message. Um, so ( Read more... ) -
another postcard with chimpanzees
The Alton Police Department got my e-mail and called me back :) :)
