Does it mean I'm addicted to chai if ( Read more... )

Yeah, I know this is a stupid way to update, but this really...err, amused me.
Oh, by the way, since I didn't really know what I was doing at first, I forgot to change the age, but the one with age 18 is lame, as in they think I'm a guy.

I sank my weary self down under soft sheets at approximately 2:30 am, my packing successfully completed. As my head brushed the pillow, I heard the sound of my parents urging me to get ready to depart. 4 am already, and I had only just gone to sleep. It was my own fault, after all, for staying out past midnight to visit my friend before I left ( Read more... )

"A human being is part of the whole, called by us 'universe,' a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separated from the rest--a kind of delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us ( Read more... )

Today was nice, really really nice, wonderful, spectacular! Of course, couldn't handle anything like this more than once a year (or once every eighteen years, or once a lifetime), but you guys are all just so great. That is to say, you dudes are fucking awesome, all of you, thank you from the bottom of my heart to you Kelly, Tally, Daniel, ( Read more... )

Did you know that the MAN rides on the back of the bus?

But before I begin: I walk downstairs and there is this ominously tall, hooded figure reheating the green potatoes (yes, green) that we ate for dinner. My brother has returned from the bowels of Evergreen!!! (for spring break) Makes me happy ( Read more... )

Yar, this is amusing and poorly written and long--and I don't know how to embed it or whatever. Surprisingly, I found it more funny than anything else ( Read more... )

This follows my twisted thought process ( Read more... )

So, I had to frikkin relearn how to ride a bicycle today. I didn't realize how long it's been since I've actually been on a bicycle, but it didn't take me long to figure it out ( Read more... )