There are easier ways to make me late for work

May 20, 2008 09:31

I hate when fate fucks with me. I was in a car accident this morning. I was Coit and Frankfurt, next to the Wal-Mart when I had to stop so I was not sitting in cross traffic even though our light was green. Well the lady behind me didn't pay attention and ran into the back of me. My car jerked forward and I flopped around like I had a seizure ( Read more... )

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fzks_cub May 20 2008, 18:55:09 UTC
*HUG* i'm glad it wasn't serious at least..

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enigmacub May 20 2008, 19:28:46 UTC
Huge huggs. Thanks handsome. I was glad too.

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joshualore May 20 2008, 19:45:03 UTC
So.. after thinking about it, I am realizing that you must have had a red shell, a star, or even a green shell.

MK saved your life! And your car!

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enigmacub May 20 2008, 19:47:25 UTC
Addict!

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joshualore May 20 2008, 19:59:17 UTC
Oh I see, I am happy you're alive and thanking MK for keeping you safe and you mock me.

Typical.

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enigmacub May 20 2008, 20:43:47 UTC
Sweetie, it's a game. It's imaginary, a legend, a myth, like that Funion pheonixfulder says I ate. It does not exist in the real world.

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bigbearwa May 21 2008, 01:10:32 UTC
You owe your guardian entity one hell of a bj ;) lol

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enigmacub May 21 2008, 13:21:24 UTC
I think my Guardian Entity is a Sadist. I think they get off on getting me close to that point and then pulling it back. I have been so lucky on so many things but it always seems to happen at the last minute like a universal gotcha.

But if a BJ will make them happy for a while I'm more than willing to give.

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darkrose79 May 21 2008, 01:23:39 UTC
glad your ok

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enigmacub May 21 2008, 13:22:13 UTC
Thanx sweetie.

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plano_cutie May 21 2008, 13:38:12 UTC
Santa is real, and he wears a chain harness cause he's a kinky old bastard!

Glad to hear your alright, and if you can't find your guardian angel, I'll fill in for that BJ. ;-)

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enigmacub May 21 2008, 13:53:28 UTC
LOL. Well I always draw my Santa each year in some kind of kink or leather.

I'll be sure to walk down the hall and knock on your door if I can't find him.

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