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[enigmafactory]

wow....i don't think i can handle this. over the past (time period that i'm not really sure of but is certainly small in a cosmic sense) the number of people that put me in their "friends" list DOUBLED. yes, that's right, 100% growth of my friendliness potential quotient (num_friends / 1). And people say the economy is doing poorly...bah. seriously

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[unspar]

Man, that makes me wish I was in the military...or had any inclination to enlist. OH! Here's the idea...I pretend to be newly enlisted, go to one of these places, and YES!

Also, as to the friends thing, friends are like bacteria. They multiply and multiply, making you sicker and sicker until you just wish they were all dead.