cait, if you dont add me, i will be deeply offended. offended in such a way that it will never heal, deeply seated in my soul. then i will proclaim, "BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS, WHY WOULD SHE COMMIT SUCH A HANUS CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY?!?! WHY IN ALL OF GODS GREEN GOODNESS MUST SHE HURT ME SO DEEPLY, AND WITHOUT SUFFICIENT THOUGHT?! THE PROPER AUTHORITIES WILL BE NOTIFIED! MYSPACE IS NO LONGER A PLACE FOR FRIENDS! IT IS A PLACE FOR CRACKWHORES, SLUTS, JUVENILE DELIQUENTS, AND HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS! AND THE SAME FATE HAS BEFALLEN LIVEJOURNAL! WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS STOP! WHEN I ASK?! BY THE SWEET PIE OF APHRODITE, I DO PROTEST. THIS PROBLEM MUST BE SOLVED, AND WITH HASTE!" all in one breath, towards the heavens, which will open, and from within a singluar beam of immaculate light will shine through, and illuminate my deeply troubled face. upon which, hurt, disappointment, and dispair will be blatantly visible. so caitlyn, i ask of you this simple favor. please, for the sake of the human race, add me as your livejournal friend. or we shall all
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add me back
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don't you love my banner? lol
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i forgot my old passworddd hah.
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be my friend:)
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