an open letter to my brain on dreams and dreaming
dear brain:
i've heard told that dreaming is a part of your regular sleep function. of course, you've not let me experience much sleep over our 30 years together to have any sort of personal knowledge of regular sleep function. believe me when i say we'll spend some time talking about that later. but I've read some books, you know? and those books say dreaming is good and normal and stuff.
having said that, if you ever, and i mean EVER, cast hugh dancy and adam brody in any future dreams, they should be making out with me in some fashion and NOT making eyes at each other over tea at a table set on a grassy riverbank.
also, adam brody? I DON'T EVEN WATCH THE OC! well, there was that time last year... but, c'mon!
it's bad enough that you keep me up until all hours; must i also suffer these further injustices? where is the love? THROW ME A FRICKIN BONE MR. BRAIN! if this happens again, there will be repercussions! this will not go unchecked!
completely insomniac,
~e
p.s. i won't even discuss my appearance as a pregnant reese witherspoon, because why?
i've heard told that dreaming is a part of your regular sleep function. of course, you've not let me experience much sleep over our 30 years together to have any sort of personal knowledge of regular sleep function. believe me when i say we'll spend some time talking about that later. but I've read some books, you know? and those books say dreaming is good and normal and stuff.
having said that, if you ever, and i mean EVER, cast hugh dancy and adam brody in any future dreams, they should be making out with me in some fashion and NOT making eyes at each other over tea at a table set on a grassy riverbank.
also, adam brody? I DON'T EVEN WATCH THE OC! well, there was that time last year... but, c'mon!
it's bad enough that you keep me up until all hours; must i also suffer these further injustices? where is the love? THROW ME A FRICKIN BONE MR. BRAIN! if this happens again, there will be repercussions! this will not go unchecked!
completely insomniac,
~e
p.s. i won't even discuss my appearance as a pregnant reese witherspoon, because why?