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Happy Valentine's Day, boys and girls.

DOOMSDAY TRAILER OH YEAHHH!!

Now I just need to get HOME, that magical place where the computer makes noise.

I've finally grown up enough to admit that The Road Warrior is a far better movie than Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. I still love Pig Killer, still think that bungee fighting is an excellent way to settle an argument, but mannnn. It's like realizing how stupid the Ewoks were. A piece of my childhood has died.

That being said, the folks at ( Read more... )

I'm watching Snatch on network television. I love me some terrible terrible edited-for-tv-ness. On top of all the 'freaking' and 'fancy,' on top of the de-slurring of the 'pikeys' into 'gypsies,' there is this priceless treasure:

Franky Four Fingers: So the biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word ( Read more... )

( HAPPY HALLOWEEN! )

Guitar Hero III, bitches!

"Being a hero never filled anyone's sack with salt and saffron - it's a waste of time."

*HEART HEART HEART*

Mmm! Because I hate my telephone and drunk-dialing is against the introvert CODE, I will instead drunk-post. Or slightly-tipsy post. I'm watering my wine like some medieval trencher-sucker, all afraid of the evil spirits in pure H2O. I've also eaten a gigantic salad, so I feel rather cow-like. MmmmmmOOO! My stomach is all green inside ( Read more... )

I miss being around LARP-folks. I have no one to foist my insane thrift purchases off on.

Anybody need a white folding cane for the blind?

Obnoxious cold from hell!

My nose is making Predator noises.