ACTION!

[enmicropedias]

Yesterday I had craters carved into my back to remove conspicuous moles and I'm sore and stitched up today. Today Michelle gives her notice at Ikea to begin her own business in interior design. Today I'm paying $1000 off my meanest credit card. Last night I read about Dr. Fujiwara's research on water and am inspired to begin a regimented meditation

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pampered pet

[mizrobot]

In a robe, getting a manicure!

Re: pampered pet

[enmicropedias]

Hey Maggie!!
Yes, I forgot, that is another one that we had on the shot list- manicure in robe with cucumbers on eyes. The owner swears that the dog will go along with literally ANYTHING, so cucumbers are not out of the question. Why did I not have this dog when I was a kid? Have fun at the type convention. Franklin Gothic Medium all the way for me. I used to be more of a SwissLT man, but Photoshop dropped the font and that's when I made the switch.

Re: pampered pet

[mizrobot]

I guess that is kind of an obvious one. how about dog in a bikini by the poolside with a cabana boy holding a tray of mai tais standing next to him?

Re: pampered pet

[enmicropedias]

Oooh, I like that a lot. I think I'm going to try it. Anything that insinuates an intoxicated dog is awesome.

[buster]

Can you give the dog a baby carriage with a tiny stuffed dog in it? And she can push it while on a Segway.

[enmicropedias]

Yes.

[enmicropedias]

Maybe the mom and the dog should each be driving their own Segways through Sausalito while sipping Orange Mocha Decaf Frappucinos. With Gucci sunglasses on. And polka-dot visors.

[buster]

And maybe there should be a little human in their purse, a purse human. A lap human. Wearing a gold diamond collar.