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[ennui83]

Shakespeare and Catullus wrote poetic series about their loves, Cyn writes haikus about the people she's slept with. I combine these two approaches to love and write a poetic series of haikus. Best way to waste two hours ever.

Like all the masters, I title it

I.

He gave me love first
For someone not on this list,
I broke his heart first

II.

Completely white trash
Wanted me as much as I
Wanted to leave him

III.

Looked like first boyfriend
Flashlights caught us on the beach
My first one night stand

IV.

You beautiful boy
How much did I mean to you?
Guess I'll never know

V.

You fucking asshole
Guess it wasn't really rape
But real fucking close

VI.

What just happened?
Did I really just screw you?
I really screwed up

VII.

Could you be more cold?
Would it kill you to be kind?
See you around campus

VIII.

Had sex in London
Ego is not attractive
He had a girlfriend

IX.

I thought you were gay
Hope you got your girlfriend back
Could've told me though

X.

Fucked with my brain
He fucked with a passion too
But still an asshole

XI.

You thought you were great
You slept in until twelve
As I rolled my eyes

XII.

I thought I knew love
You changed my mind and my life
My first, and my last.