Dear Jerkface

[enragedfetus]

The other day I was stirred from my slumber at two thirty in the afternoon by a call from the campus post office. This will seem strange to you for two reasons, one being that the post offices usually don't call. The second is that this call in the mid afternoon (one could argue late afternoon due to the seasonal sunset) woke me from my sleep. Due

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[the_hummingbird]

The picture's fuggin huge. We can't see your pretty pouty face unless we scroll in multiple directions!

[enragedfetus]

Reed is applying his technical wizardry to the problem right now.

And the next time you're awake at three in the morning, consider coming on by the suite. We've got awesome huge speakers now.

[jackalkisses]

As I was reading this, the first thoughts that came to my mind were: "Holy bleeding monkey fuck Jon just keeps on writing better and better". Then, as I got to the plot twist, the climax, I shit my pants with hilarity. Oh, poor jon. You poor little princess. *kiss*

[enragedfetus]

I guess it is becoming of life events to have plot twists. Makes them easier to write about.

[pumpkinking9183]

time monkey never died

[blueberryme]

here is a comment for you, jon.

*COMMENT*

I am bad at giving comments.
But if you come up with a title for my column, I will bake you cookies.
I promise that I am better at making cookies than I am at giving comments.

On the upside, we should have a Macgyver marathon, real soon.

[georgelazenby]

I sincerely regret that it takes credit card fraud to get you to post...