kaplan gets pink eye

[enragedfetus]

I'm hideous! I am grotesque. I look like a half-caste Zombie, pus dripping from my eye sockets and gluing lashes in clumps. My summer vacation is off to an inauspicious start, no doubt, with a waning strep throat and what the physician's assistant called the worse case of conjunctivitis she'd ever seen. My eye was swollen shut! Pinkeye bullshit, it

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[bard_messiah]

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!

Sorry about the eye-goo. It's no fun, I know, and antibiotics are indeed a miracle.

[jackalkisses]

You poor thing! You never told me you had sickeye. I left you a message on your answering machine the other night. Anyway... pinkeye or not, we're going to the zoo. Or wherever. I hope your mother does well in surgery.

[thejoshu]

Florida, oh Florida, if you were here I'd sing a song to you!
A state of mind, a state of conjunctivitis, hoo hah, and gobbley-doo.

[the_hummingbird]

I second that.

[enragedfetus]

Even the gobbley-doo?

[lilylivered]

Jon,
I luff you and I luff your mommy. Tell her I hope her surgery goes with no problems. Orthopaedic surgery is scary stuff.. i know, they want to surgify me! She will be o.k., and it will likely be a long convalescence, but hopefully an easy one. How occasional will Sage's assistance be?

Pink eye is stupid. I would punch your pink eye it in its eye.. if it were not YOUR eye. Jobs suck. But Florida is kinda big, you should be able to find something pretty sweet. Do you have girlfriend in college? Annandale? See. I am so out of the loop.

I thought you were gone forever. My darling, I miss you so. :( Come back to me! Give me your telephone number! my e-mail is lollirazor@hotmail.com.

[blasword]

Wow, I'm sorry to hear about the disease stricken Jon.

The worst I've ever had with my eye is a stye. Those suck. I don't want to think about pinkeye though. Be safe Mr. Jon. When you get better go out and treat yourself to Layer Cake, a movie that was probably made for YOU to enjoy.