my very first craigslist missed connection!

[enragedfetus]

Your shittiness is incomprehensibleYou, caucasian, female, early to mid twenties, were standing on the Brooklyn-bound N/Q/R platform at the Canal Street stop at around 2:20 AM late Saturday night. I was on the N train that pulled up alongside you. I am sure you remember me. I was the guy stuck in between two cars, the doors of which became

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[blasword]

wow

[enragedfetus]

According to the unbelievable amount of filth on my hands when I got home last night, it happened. Memory also says yep.

Kicking in the window was so easy (and so obvious)! It was actually suggested to me by a guy on the train, who first tried with me to yank the door open. He and his pals stepped back, and one firm kick put the window pane out of the rubber stripping and onto the train floor, in one piece. Then I just climbed in.

[lilylivered]

Wow. I really want to hurt that woman. Who could be such a bitch to my Jon? NO ONE, I SAY!!!!!! GRRRRR!!! *baring teeth*

[dirtdolldeluxe]

i nominated you for "best of." had to.

[xmastree]

as a caucasian female of early to mid twenties who stands around platforms sometimes, i would have done the same thing. you know, to let you carry on with your story.

[enragedfetus]

And of course I would daydream here and there about the two of us running into each other and beginning a doomed, sadomasochistic affair.