damn straight bill gets the votes!!!:P sry but that man is just friggen hillarious....
so my wife says we should spend more time with each other so she says lets go whale watching. i go hunnie this is a 60 foot animal and we're in a 10 foot rubber boat....we're a bath toy. she say's well i wanna go see the whales. and i say we're not going. she goes bill we're going. i'm like ...well allright. so we go out on the boat and a whale comes up to the boat and blows this disgusting liquid all over the boat and everyone on it. the californians are going crazy "OMG! HE SPRAYED US" i'm like "HE HAUCKED A LUGUIE ON US!!! WE PAID $200 FOR HIM TO BLOW HIS NOSE ON US!" then the whale goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" so they're all like "OMG WHAT DID HE SAY?!?!?!" i say "what did he say, he said EEEEEEEEEEEE!! meaning he just blew his snot over us i'm gonna go tell my friends!!
"They call me tater salad." LMAO! comeon now, heres one for ya "I, got thown outta a bar in newyork. Now i dont mean he asked me to leave, and we walked to the door together and i said bye everyone i got to go. 6 hurlers bounced me outta that bar. *skip a few* Now i backed down from the fight becasue i dont know how many it would have taken to... whip me ass... but i knew how many they were going to use. *skip a few* "Mr. White you are under arrest for drunk in PUB-LICK. heyheyheyheyhey, i wanted to be drunk in a bar... they threw me into PUB-LICK. Arrest them.
you have no idea who this is so yea don't be talking shit unless you know who you're talking bout cuz someday it will come around and bit you in the a**. so yea if you really need to talk shit about people cuz that makes you feel better then you're stupid and you need to get over yourself.
jon you know who this is.. call off your friends i mean damn they don't even know me.
woa wait a min.... 1) spud says whatever he feels like cause he doesn't really care much what people think lay off. 2) you really take offense to that? come on...if you were one of our close friends you'd know that we say that stuff to each other all the time....like with poli, we joke around and say "no one likes you" and all that other stuff. he knows we're kidding around. wow you need to take life a lil less seriously.
Listen here you who posted the Anonymous Comment. This attitude you brought to this nutral place is uncalled for. Now never post here again! I can and will delete anything I want to. So bare that in mind. I'm a nobody outside of here but I can be the lord of comments here. Bye now!
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so my wife says we should spend more time with each other so she says lets go whale watching. i go hunnie this is a 60 foot animal and we're in a 10 foot rubber boat....we're a bath toy. she say's well i wanna go see the whales. and i say we're not going. she goes bill we're going. i'm like ...well allright. so we go out on the boat and a whale comes up to the boat and blows this disgusting liquid all over the boat and everyone on it. the californians are going crazy "OMG! HE SPRAYED US" i'm like "HE HAUCKED A LUGUIE ON US!!! WE PAID $200 FOR HIM TO BLOW HIS NOSE ON US!" then the whale goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" so they're all like "OMG WHAT DID HE SAY?!?!?!" i say "what did he say, he said EEEEEEEEEEEE!! meaning he just blew his snot over us i'm gonna go tell my friends!!
^^gotta love this man
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"I, got thown outta a bar in newyork. Now i dont mean he asked me to leave, and we walked to the door together and i said bye everyone i got to go. 6 hurlers bounced me outta that bar. *skip a few* Now i backed down from the fight becasue i dont know how many it would have taken to... whip me ass... but i knew how many they were going to use. *skip a few* "Mr. White you are under arrest for drunk in PUB-LICK. heyheyheyheyhey, i wanted to be drunk in a bar... they threw me into PUB-LICK. Arrest them.
God i love him to funny
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and you smell like blue cheese...
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jon you know who this is.. call off your friends i mean damn they don't even know me.
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1) spud says whatever he feels like cause he doesn't really care much what people think lay off.
2) you really take offense to that? come on...if you were one of our close friends you'd know that we say that stuff to each other all the time....like with poli, we joke around and say "no one likes you" and all that other stuff. he knows we're kidding around. wow you need to take life a lil less seriously.
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