My day, Steven Colbert style ( Read more... )

I was in the shower and I had an epiphany. I think I have struck upon a small home business that has a high chance of success. Even though I was in the shower at the time, this business will NOT involve my penis ( Read more... )

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I think there's been a full moon lately ( Read more... )

Which means a sports rant. Going through the rest of the Sports Guy's column, I came across this ( Read more... )

Q: My buddies and I were talking about appropriate punishments for dictators like Saddam Hussein, and we came up with an idea that works for everyone and could raise money for the International Criminal Court without using tax dollars. Why not charge admission for people to look at convicted dictators in their jail cells, kind of like a zoo for ( Read more... )

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Someone just left a message on our answering machine.

For Sean Taylor.


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A strange aftermath to the Kevin Frank story: Kevin mentioned to his mother that I'm not working, so she's arranged for me to help her mother (Kevin's grandmother) with a couple things while the grandmother is arranging to move from Baltimore to Florida. So I've gone to Baltimore a few times and been well compensated for the effort ( Read more... )

If you are going to be digging around my backyard, please call miss utility first.

You know....instead of cutting my cable and phone lines.

In other news, Adelphia won the race of Adelphia vs. Verizon. The race being to come to my neighborhood and reconnect my shit.