Hello, Enterprise switchboard, how may I direct your call?

[ensignsato]

*has been at the comms station so long, feels like the earpiece is welded to her head*

*has finished the sandwiches and coffee Hayes brought up hours ago Hayes as my serving wench...now I think I get what Trip sees in him*has noticed the flood of notices, requisitions, reports and communiques slowing to a trickle

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[legate_dukat]

Why, hello, georgous. What's a beautiful young woman such as yourself doing on a spaceship like this?

[ensignsato]

*stops dead*

*blinks*

WTF?!?

Who are you, and how did you get aboard Enterprise?

[legate_dukat]

I am Legate Dukat, and I don't ...know...how I got here...That's not the point! I'm trying to (hit on you) find a beautiful your woman such as yourself. (You don’t have nose ridges, but that’s okay.)

[ensignsato]

ooookay

*inches towards comms*

*wonders whether to play the damsel and call for security, or just toss him on his ass herself*