Online Dating Profiles. Ur Doin It Wrong.

[enthymeme]

The dating sites keep sending these to entice me to re-sign. I keep saving them in a draft email because if anything they tell me to keep my money in my pocket!

Smart, witty, sarcastic....And that is just the beginning.
I am the social butterfly of the group, I am known as the guy with the game show host charisma and entertain my friends with

Comments

[topcad]

actually the last one sounds kind of funny or at least trying to be funny. Although I personally don't mind redheads at all.

[ambersong]

Ever read the creeps that put ads on Craigslist? They make these guys look persuasive and mannered. I just know I read them occasionally and think, "Dear god, do women RESPOND to these things?"

The first one - the game show host - doesn't sound outright bad. But if a guy mentions me "knowing how to clean", it'd be pretty much right to the delete button.

[enthymeme]

Yeah dude. They don't sound heinously bad, mostly. I mean, I think that in general they really are doing their best. I am sure my own profile is on someone's blog as an example of hilarity. Because to someone, it must read as ridiculous. What I find so funny about this is that supposedly, based on scientific matching, these guys are perfect for me.

Buh whuh?

I've got a date tomorrow with someone I did not, in fact, meet online. I will letcha know his codename once I know him better. ~_^

[alfinator]

Wow, this is just scary. It's bad eough when I was single being asked out by people in person. I'm just glad I finally found the RIGHT one....FINALLY!